Go away!!

I       I can't seem to be left alone all the time I'm trying to walk alone into the kitchen. Or back out with his annoying ass thinking I have food all the time. I allways try to sneak past by him, but it seems like all dogs have this type super hearing. It's just impossible! I can't seem to wake up in the middle of night for a glass of water or be left alone in the morning to eat my corn flakes. Every time I look in back of me to the ground I see Tiko. He acts like he is cute looking at me every time he does this but he usually gets a piece of ham about every othe 20 times he stops by.