Go away!!

I       I can't seem to be left alone all the time I'm trying to walk alone into the kitchen. Or back out with his annoying ass thinking I have food all the time. I allways try to sneak past by him, but it seems like all dogs have this type super hearing. It's just impossible! I can't seem to wake up in the middle of night for a glass of water or be left alone in the morning to eat my corn flakes. Every time I look in back of me to the ground I see Tiko. He acts like he is cute looking at me every time he does this but he usually gets a piece of ham about every othe 20 times he stops by.

7 mornings one same look

      Possibly everyday starts of with waking up early for a school, a school event or soccer games. Every morning my dog tiko is woken up when my alarm goes off. I, In that matter of fact, have to take to the back yard. Since he isn't really friendly like In the mornings I simply have to lightly scream to him saying, "vaya para fuera" or "vaye aser pee pee". I think it's pretty funny how my dog can understand what I'm saying when as a puppy, he came from an English only speaking family. By the time he is done destroying the back yard I'm also done cleaning myself up too. As I bring him in like every morning, he seems to enter all the time like a coil when is flicked going into his bed. Which it's pretty understandable since he is a chihuahua, and pretty much all chihuahuas are pretty hairless. By the time it comes for me to leave to wherever I seem to be going  he always pops out his little big head, and his huge eyes starting at me while his ears are rolled back as if he is trying to beg me to stay without saying a word .

Is it me or does he have similarities (intro)

     Why can't dogs just talk human? Or become humans? 

      Well my dog Tiko doesn't talk like a human or become, but I surely do consider him one. Tiko is about one foot tall with golden brown fur. He eats three times a day like us in the family, because he never like eating his dog food. He can never stay in the back yard when it's winter for more than two minutes since he's a chihuahua. He's one of the most annoying living thing In my house when it comes to visitors entering the house. Sometimes I wish I had no feelings and should just give him away. 

For a dog that has 6 years into this world sure looks like he won't be leaving anytime soon since he's always fed

Right, and gets his extra hours of beauty sleep.